Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan-inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples.

Okay, so the spandex tops made the models look more like they were ready to get wild and dance on the table at a seedy club than walk the runway.

But everything was covered. Technically.
Lindsay told TheFABlife, “It’s not good to show your nipples so they should be covered.” Heart-shaped pasties are totally the best way to do it, too!

“I really appreciate everything that goes into, like, any article of clothing. I think it’s fantastic. I think it’s expressive in many ways,” Lindsay added.

Expressive indeed! When Lindsay Lohan walked hand in hand with Ungaro’s designer Estrella Archs at the end of the show, tears filled her eyes.

She was either deeply moved, or the withdrawal symptoms are really kicking in. Either way, we’re glad her latest fashion foray was such a hit.

Continuing along with her stay overseas, Lindsay Lohan attended a photocall on the third and final day of the F1 Rocks Singapore concert at Fort Canning Park on Sunday (September 26).

The “Georgia Rule” actress smiled as she posed for pictures, taking on the presenter role after Pussycat Dolls beauty Nicole Scherzinger dropped out of the position amidst rumors that she’s split from F1 driver beau, Lewis Hamilton.

Meanwhile, LiLo recently opened up about the effects that her fame has had on her life, saying, “Because I have been dealing with it for so long, I’m pretty numb to everything that gets said and goes on. I’m not going to say the paparazzi don’t get annoying, when I just want that alone time.”

As for her career endeavors, Miss Lohan told, “I finished filming Machete a few days before I came here. It was a really good experience. It was a good cast. I have never fired a gun in a film before. They just threw these machine-guns at me and I didn’t really know what to do with them.”

The redheaded beauty adds, “I was scared but it was really exhilarating. It was scary in a nice way and it was good to do something new in a film. I love Robert Rodriguez and DeNiro is quite fantastic.”

The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

But Ungaro CEO and president Mounir Moufarrige sounded excited over the decision. Sort of.
“A designer only-led fashion house isn’t enough, so we’re adding a super consumer who gives us a direct channel to consumers,” he said. “Odds are it could work. I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

That’s true. The sound of a train wrecking is typically quite loud.

As for Lohan, she’s just psyched she’ll be able to pay her mortgage finally.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

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Michael claims a safe was ripped off the wall and a couple of watches were taken from Lindsay Lohan. Michael also believes it’s “an inside job” since the people that work for his anorexic waif daughter “failed to turn the alarm on.”

“I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family,” Michael said, ironically since he spent several years in prison for fraud, was estranged from his own kids for some time, and is generally one of the shadier characters around.

“Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives,” he continued, also ironically since we all know what Lindsay gives with astounding frequency.

“This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”

A source on scene says that three men were captured by surveillance video breaking into Lindsay’s house in the Hollywood Hills. Lindsay came home early this morning (3 a.m., natch), discovered the break-in and called … Michael.

LAPD officers are currently on the scene investigating. Michael says that in addition to the safe being ripped out of the wall, bags, shoes and jewelry were taken as well.

The police have yet to officially confirm these or any details.

Lindsay Lohan’s house was also broken into in May. The suspects were captured on surveillance video and left after presumably being scared by the alarm.

Mom Dina Lohan said Lindsay was planning to move even before last night’s break-in occurred: “[sister Ali Lohan] and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place.”

This was when she was accused of stealing at least $45,000 worth of jewelry from the shoot and was being investigated by British police for the incident.

Now, the September issue of Elle UK is out with Lohan on the cover – and a commentary by Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy in her letter from the editor.

“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot,” she writes.

“It read, ‘Let’s do this again some time.’ I’ve put it up on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I ever could. This was the most unpredictable, and the most confusing cover shoot in my magazine career.

“First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there. And what we got was amazing.”

“This shoot is truly original, just like Lindsay Lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you will agree, so did we.”

About sums it up, right? No wonder this girl can’t hold down a job (or a partner). Follow the jump for a look behind the scenes of her Elle UK shoot …

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan’s 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won’t have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a “reality show idea” he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

“I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side,” said the one-time movie star.

“I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company.”

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan – with Seacrest’s assistance – is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That’s What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can’t possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We’re sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

Lindsay Lohan, 23, declined the role of stripper Jade in The Hangover after declaring the screenplay “had no potential,” Us Weekly reports in its its latest issue (on newsstands now).

Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick — which has raked in $205 million so far — after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.

The role went to actress Heather Graham.

As she stepped out of a car, the one-time actress looked kind of rough, although she did stun celebrity gossip sites by covering up her genitals for once in her life.Lindsay, who got back together with Samantha Ronson for the 142nd time last week, also marked her 23rd birthday on July 2. The train wreck hasn’t had many notable achievements in … well, as long as we can remember. But she’s still around!

Until we remember that it’s Lindsay Lohan, of course.

The Mean Girls actress hung out with her friends (including Brittny Gastineau) in the VIP cabana. Check out her red number below and tell us what you think …To be honest, we are a little surprised, and certainly glad, that Lindsay appears poised to survive until her actual birthday on Thursday. Doing all that coke and eschewing food is truly an impressive feat. Way to go, girl! Time to party!