Marty Singer, a litigation attorney for Kate, says Jon never warned Kate he was going to remove a large sum of money from their account.

That sum? $200,000!

Singer says Jon did so even as a court ordered them not to take significant amounts from their joint accounts without the other’s approval.

Sources say Jon could be found in contempt of court for the unauthorized withdrawal, which (hilariously) left the account with only $1,000.

“I’m sure he will respond by going on a TV show,” says Singer, a shot at Jon’s visit to Larry King last week, during which Singer says Jon and his lawyer, Mark Heller, were hypocrites for saying family values (not money) were important.
Singer expects the family law attorney for Kate Gosselin will go to court on Monday to suggest Jon be held in contempt. He also said that Heller has breached “thirty-eight counts alleging multiple violations of the disciplinary rules.”

The banking fiasco caps an intensely bitter week – even for them – between the two estranged spouses, during which production was suspended on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

The move followed the network’s announcement that Jon was being dropped from the show, and him (hilariously) proclaiming he was going to do what it took to halt production on the show because it was damaging to his eight children.

Looking as if their three-year relationship has fizzled out, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have reportedly ended their romance.

With rumors circulating that JT’s already seemingly moving on with Rihanna, an insider tells Us magazine, “It’s over. It was about a month ago.”

Of the Rihanna hookup talk, a Star magazine source dished that the pair shared “a hot grinding session on Sept. 13 at 1Oak’s MTV Video Music Awards bash in NYC.”

“They tried to keep it a secret, but Jessica found out within days,” the insider tells. “She must be a wreck.”

Continuing on about the RiRi/Timberlake budding romance, the source tells, “Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs. She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”

However, many sources are claiming last Sunday’s wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom was not legally binding because the pair is still working out a prenuptial agreement.

But the groom, new to the world of celebrity gossip, takes exception to this rumor. At a press conference at the Lakers’ media day Wednesday, the power forward told reporters:

“It’s crazy how perception works in America when you’re looking at things from the outside. Anybody that was there will tell you that it was a beautiful event and it was real.”

Yes, Lamar Odom spoke on his wedding to Khloe Kardashian at Lakers’ media day. Los Angeles fans hoping for back-to-back NBA titles ought to be thrilled about that.
Meanwhile, those that weren’t important enough to see the ceremony in person can tune in to E! on November 8 for a special episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In related news, viewers that actually do this will need to get a life immediately afterwards.

But Kanye West has few friends these days, so he’ll have to settle for Lady GaGa.

Speaking to a Las Vegas radio station today about the rapper, who is still receiving flak for his crashing of Taylor Swift’s VMA speech two weeks ago, GaGa said:

“I would say he’s a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f-cking bad. He really does… Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he’s changed music and he’s really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made.”
West and Lady GaGa are set to tour together, so she has a soft (likely, poorly-dressed) spot in her heart for him.

“He’s really kind of shown me a lot, as a friend, planning this tour – it’s all about the fans… I felt like that [VMA] moment really portrayed him in a way that he really isn’t. It was just a random moment.”

1. She isn’t dating John Mayer;
2. She’s very misunderstood and nice.

First things first: Cavallari, who was rumored to be dating the douchey singer, told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that she’s only met Mayer once – and she turned down his advances.

“I didn’t want to be another notch on his belt,” she said, taking an indirect shot at Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and the other gorgeous stars that have somehow fallen prey to Mayer’s guitar-based charms.
As for The Hills, rumors don’t link Kristin to Audrina Patridge; quite the opposite, in fact. The two are reportedly sworn enemies.

“I get along with everybody except for Audrina,” Cavallari admits. “I don’t not like Audrina. I don’t think she likes me.”

The same can be said for viewers of Laguna Beach, the 2004 series on which Cavallari originally starred. She claims she broke down in tears the first time she watched her appearance on the former MTV hit.

“I was really upset they portrayed me the way they did,” she said.

They give to numerous charities.

And nary a named witness has said a word about any fights between the couple.

Yet, according to a supermarket tabloid, the pair cutely dubbed “Brangelina” has broken up. Pitt has even moved out, as this reliable publication screams on its cover.
Despite appearances – as well as all sanity and logic – to the contrary, life for Hollywood’s hottest couple has never been worse, sources told In Touch Weekly.

“Sure, they look happy in photos,” a friend said. “ [But] the cracks in their relationship are getting deeper and deeper. They are actors and can turn it on for the cameras most of the time.

Hmmm, they are actors! Each has even been nominated for an Academy Award! This story is seeming more likely by the second.

Following an argument in April, an insider said Pitt stormed out of the couple’s rented mansion in Long Island, New York: “He told her very clearly that he just can’t live with her anymore.”

In response, Jolie has allegedly offered Pitt $90 million for custody of their kids. If we were Brad, we’d totally hold out for $91 million.

Following a pair of abysmal episodes – the second of which was viewed by scarcely one million people – The Beautiful Life has been canceled by The CW.
When first announced, the series appeared to have promise. It starred Barton, Elle Macpherson and Corbin Bleu; it was based on a modeling world that reality shows (such as America’s Next Top Model) prove the country is interested in.

Yet Barton’s recent controveries, along with producer Ashton Kutcher’s general annoyingness, may have doomed the drama before it started.

In its place, The CW air reruns of Ashlee Simpson’s Melrose Place. The network also picked up addition episode of freshman series Vampire Diaries this week.

High on drugs, the former child star also says she carried on a decade-long relationship with her dad. Sister Chynna Phillips backs up these allegations, admitting that Mackenzie revealed the incest to her years ago.

Now, just when the story seemed like it couldn’t get any more sickening, the abused sister appeared on Oprah and told the host she ended the affair with her dad for one specific, grotesque reason:

She became pregnant and aborted the baby, fearing that it was her father’s.
After sleeping with father John Phillips for years, Mackenzie got knocked up.

She didn’t know if the child was her dad’s or then-husband Shane Fontayne’s; as a result, she terminated the pregnancy and “never let him touch me again,” she told Winfrey, referring to her father.

Replied Michelle Phillips, who was married to John for eight years, until 1970:

“John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But f-cking his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.

“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did Celebrity Rehab and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed… Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”

No matter where the truth lies, everyone comes out badly in this story.

The actress has been replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the franchise, as the movie studio cited a scheduling conflict for the suspicious move.

Fans were outraged over the decision, as was the actress. But she told Extra this week that she’s feeling a lot better; and she has numerous supporters to thank for it.

“I’m on Twitter and I remember opening up my Twitter,” she said. “Somehow, in 140 characters, my fans managed to write me things that were so unbelievable… A bunch of fans from all over the world made me a tribute video. This girl from Australia collected stuff from all over the world. I mean they’ve just been incredible. I wrote on Twitter: ‘If I could travel the world and hug you all personally, I would’ – because they really carried me through.”
As for New Moon, Lefevre can’t wait to see the finished product.

While Victoria scarcely figures in the book, writer Melissa Rosenberg beefed up the character’s prominence for the second Twilight sequel.

“They wrote a lot of fun stuff for me from Twilight to New Moon,” the actress said. “In the book, Victoria is not that present and they really did their best. Melissa told me that she loved writing Victoria and there was great room for that. So she wrote a lot of stuff for me. I really hope it makes it into the film.”

Despite the fact that she’s already provided us more Aubrey O’Day nude photo spreads than we could ever ask for, she apparently was mortified by these.

After lauding her own performance as brilliant, she says every magazine cover is airbrushed, and thinks people are being mean about the PeepShow pics!

Then she posted a two-and-a-half-minute video feeling sorry for herself.
The leaked photos apparently made her feel “insecure” about her body. Photos of Aubrey O’Day topless. In a topless Las Vegas show she signed up to do.

Just so we’re clear.

O’Day, who earlier this month made headlines for saying Hitler was brilliant, says she learned a valuable lesson about body image. We know. Nudity sells.

She proceeds to whip off her top to show us all what her body really looks like while assuring us that she will continue to perform in PeepShow after all.