Kristen Stewart is NOT pregnant!

As Kristen Stewart cries over the news that she was apparently dumped by Robert Pattinson this week, at least the actress can take solace in the following fact:

There won’t be a tiny replica of the actor crawling around her apartment in approximately nine months.

For days, the Internet has been buzzing over the report that Stewart was pregnant with her co-star’s baby. Likely ridiculous and untrue? Yes. But would anything really shock you in this day and age?

Finally, though, a source has come out and debunked the story. Someone described as “an astonishingly in-the-know Stewart confidant” told E! News today:

“It is a nonsense, made-up story from an Australian tabloid with no merit. “Of course the studio heard about it, but it’s not worth their time. They knew there was no chance Kristen would be having Rob’s kid. It didn’t faze them.”

Hmmm, no chance?!? Does that mean Stewart and Pattinson were never dating? Let the rumors fly again!